One-Act Play
Joe St. Germain, Unpublished One-Act Playwright
Writin' Hard or Hardly Writin'?
Joe St. Germain
Language
Iconic More Like Laconic, Am I Right?
Never Use Six Words When 25 Will Do!
Imaginary Transcripts
Leaked: Imaginary Transcript of a Fake Commencement Speech
The Future Is Now. But It’s Also the Future. Think About It!
Indianapolis 500
Back Home Again
Fancy paints on mem'ry's canvas/Scenes that we hold dear/We recall them in days after/Clearly they appear.
Air Travel
Your Flight Has Been Delayed, But Don't Worry
At Least You’re Not Flying Spirit, Am I Right?
Fisking
The Cure for Toxic Masculinity? Regular Misogyny!
It’s Obvious if You Don’t Think About It Too Hard
JSG Metapost
Like, Comment, & Substack
In the Sea of Writing Choices, Substack Feels Like a Vortex
OpenAI
Our New AI Is So Powerful, You’ll Be Like ... Damn, That’s Crazy
Are You Ready to See What You Aren’t Ready to See?
Creepypasta
Guys, I Think This Cursed Nintendo Game Might Be Cursed!
Who’s Ready for Some Spooky Noodles?
Schadenfreude
A Meticulously-Cited History of April Fool's Day
Written, Researched, and Cited Entirely by Me
AI Slop
Now That Sora is Shuttered, All My Best Ideas Are Useless
How Am I Supposed to Produce Content? With My OWN Brain? Like a Poor Person?!
Opening Day 2026
It’s Opening Day! Let’s See Who Netflix Tapped for the Job
Wait, This List Can’t Be Right, Can It?