Opening Day 2026
It’s Opening Day! Let’s See Who Netflix Tapped for the Job
Wait, This List Can’t Be Right, Can It?
Sports
World Baseball Classic
A One-Act Baseball Play Inspired by True Events
Starring Talk Show Host and Middling Former Player Mark DeRosa!
2026 Olympics
Olympic Cheating Has Reached Astounding New Heights
Get Ready for a ‘Sizable’ New Problem ;)
All-Star Games
All Sports Deserves an All-Star Game
And I'm Here to Give Them One!